Ya know, instead of being a pretentious ass and assuming people understand what the hell I’m talking about in my comics, I’m going to use this space to educate people. That was part of the original Lexicon that I haven’t yet published, but will get to sometime. And awwayyy we go!
Palm – this company made the Personal Digital Assistant (PDA) popular with their Palm Pilot in 1996. Most of the other PDAs and Smartphones today are based loosely on the advances Palm made in the 90s with these devices. However, recently, they have been overshadowed by the sheer volume of Microsoft-based PDAs, not to mention the ubiquitous iPhone by Apple. Their success with the Palm Pilot led to other devices, some that became very popular, and most others did not.
Palm Foleo – One of Palm’s less best ideas. Basically this thing was barely smaller than a laptop, about the same size as the Apple Macbook Air. I know you’re thinking, oh hey, that’s cool, I wonder why it didn’t catch on. Well, the problem is that it didn’t really do anything. You sync it with your smartphone and you can read the emails on a larger screen that are stored on the phone, not on this device. So you’re lugging around a $500 (yes, I said $500) device that allows you to read the emails that are already on your phone. Needless to say, it didn’t do well.
Palm Treo – This guy is what has kept Palm afloat for as long as it has. It uses the Palm operating system (which is a plus for many people), a built-in keyboard, email and phone functionality. They eventually relented and released Windows Mobile version, but a great deal of people have Treos and love them. The eventual successor to the Treo is the Palm Centro and the Palm Treo Pro, one aimed at the younger crowd that doesn’t want such a large phone, and the other aimed at the Blackberry crowd. One of my favorite features of these phones that I will love Palm forever is the ability to turn the ringer from loud to vibrate via a single toggle switch on the top of the phone. I use this all the time to make sure my phone doesn’t have its ringer on at an unfortunate time.
Palm Pre – This is Palm’s silver arrow aimed right at the processor of the iPhone. It’s also Palm’s last gasp before it goes belly-up. While the Centro and Treo Pro are beloved by many, those are pretty all Palm has left at the moment, and there aren’t THAT many people who haven’t gotten suckered into AT&T’s service contract by our good friends at the fruit stand. It promises everything that the iPhone has and more, including Palm’s new Web OS, which looks pretty slick. It still an actual keyboard with tiny buttons that you can poke at with your thumbnails which I still prefer that over a keyboard on the screen. Assuming this guy does half as well in the reviews as everyone (especially Palm) is hoping, I’ll likely pick one up to replace my Centro. If not, it’s off to the Crackberry cult for me, or maybe one of the phones supporting Google Android (lol), but I don’t see an iPhone or a Windows Mobile phone for me in the near future. If you really want to know why I don’t like those, ask, but I’ve already rambled enough.
If you’re still with me, good job! Please leave a comment so I know that at least someone got this far. Let me know if my vapid attempt at education has been useful to you, or at least entertaining.
In conclusion, Palm has everything to gain and/or lose with the Pre, so they’re going to be throwing all their marketing budget at this one device that could potentially bring Palm back as a real contenter to the Smartphone market.
*sigh* Apple has not said they would be suing Palm. Apple did not take ideas from Palm. This sort of unsubstantiated and sensational writing lowers ones credibility.
Hi Fred, and welcome to Phase to Ground! Looking further into it, Tim Cook’s comments did not, in fact suggest that Apple would be suing Palm over the Pre. I’ll change that. However, if you interpret “ideas” as loosely as some do, any touchscreen device used concepts from previous generations and I would not dare say that Apple stole their ideas from Palm, but rather “borrowed and augmented”.
I guess it’s a good thing writing isn’t my profession and this is all just for fun. This makes one want to go back to making comics with no description and letting people fend for themselves when figuring out what I’m trying to say. I suppose that’s the beauty of art, you can mean something completely different than how people interpret it.
In other news, a mysterious crop circle has shown up in Kansas that reads:
“Hell hath no fury like an Apple user scorned.”
haha just because you know who i am. Go for the crackberry you could have the best of both world, you just have to get on verizon as i know you aren’t, and as we all know it’s still pretty buggy
Hi Scottie! Sprint sells the Curve, so I COULD go with that. I’m curious to see how well webOS works, and maybe do my part in keeping Palm alive =). We’ll have to see, I love my Centro and don’t really *need* to replace it yet.
I seriously just learned something about technology. Well done.
You may have prevented my tree cutting, concrete pouring ass from annoying
a gee further down the road!
I think you can get sainted at Cal Tech for shit like that D!
Seriously though, well done: a little explanation goes a long way,
without that intro I wouldn’t have gotten shit, but now I find it to be crafty of you,
as usual.
Thanks Louis! I might have to go back and explain some of my past comics, if for nothing else other than posterity’s sake.