Phase to Ground » Engrish http://www.phasetoground.com Taking the path of least resistance since 2008 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:17:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 700 Thong http://www.phasetoground.com/engrish/2009/06/700-thong/ http://www.phasetoground.com/engrish/2009/06/700-thong/#comments Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:02:54 +0000 tor http://www.phasetoground.com/?p=544 700 Thong Automotive

Well at least now we know what makes Japanese cars so damn reliable!

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Just one.

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“Hey Jim, what do we do with this extra letter?”

“Just put it on the truck”

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Resend the Vote

…because the teachers are obviously doing such a great job…

umm guys, did you mean rescind? Our tax dollars are hard at work here.

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